I, for one, love downloading apps. My entire existence in fact depends on apps, and downloading apps. I can’t wait to download your app. App. Apps. Love apps. You know how some people love abs? That’s how much I love apps. But obviously much more than that. Love apps.

Downloading is my favorite part!!!

The most fun I’ve ever had positioning my thumb over a rounded rectangle labeled “get”

I can’t wait to rate it on the App Store